xxo
(Source: jetiensa, via pretty-with-personality)
- someone: um, can i talk to you for a sec? i need to ask you a serious question.
- me: remembers every tiny thing i've ever done wrong since the second i was born
Seriously, I’d fuck the suits. That’s not even a joke.t
Fun fact: If you are male and under the age of fifty and wearing one of these outfits, I will willingly have sex with you. Not even sure you need to be male.
Completely sure that you don’t need to be male.
I think this is sexier than being naked.
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Mmmm. That’s it, I’m going to the supermarket today.
(Source: new-york-cafe, via oatsandyoga)
imagine an entire room and it’s all bed
no floor, just bed
you roll too far to one side? don’t worry, bed’s still there
all is bed
omg I just mentioned this a day ago.
(Source: coelacanthteeth, via pretty-with-personality)
I don’t care what anyone else says, I think Chloe Moretz is gorgeous.
(Source: stupid-pretty-girl, via pretty-with-personality)
what if
one day,
you’re home alone and sneeze
the phone rings
someone whispers bless you
then hangs up
This is why I love tumblr.. People really do post things that only I thought I’d find funny
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so glad these are only $160, don’t know what i would have done if they were $165
I want these :(
(Source: v-ruiz, via pretty-with-personality)
- i find it pretty fucking inconsiderate that my grandchildren haven’t used time travel to visit me.
- and frankly, i’m a bit offended.
- AM I NOT GOOD ENOUGH FOR YOU GRANDCHILDREN?
- WELL FUCK YOU
- MAYBE I WON’T EVEN HAVE KIDS AND YOU WON’T EXIST
- HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT THAT
what if we have tho
what if we just didn’t know they were our grandkids
what if your best friend has to constantly remind themselves not to call you grandma/grandpa
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